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Collectible horrors….

Somehow there is a huge segment of the American population that finds dogs, pigs, and babies dressed up as flowers, vegetables, and movie stars adorable. And they find sentences like “To gnome you is to love you” clever, when scratched charmingly beneath a fat plastic doll with a long white beard and red sunglasses. Gnomes gnome how that hurts my soul.

And beneath those you end up with collectible horrors like these, of which, nothing more really needs to be said. Chihuahuas are always ridiculous

A bull dog as Chinese take out? WTF? Only slightly better as a pea pod or a chile pepper. But really, words fail…