England! Christ! They look like shit!! They’re like my TV when it goes all wavy and wobbly and a bit off…they just need a good smack to set em right. Except for Terry, I could’ve kissed him.
Crouch has been nicknamed Mr. Roboto by the Spanish press. That and Yorke squirting water down his shorts after the small accident are keeping me from breaking things.
Goal!! Mr. Roboto, I have almost forgiven you! Goal! England finally looking like they’re playing in the world cup! Goal! But no…We win! Trinidad and Tobago I salute you!